This may seem like an insurmountable feat along the same lines as making a soufflé or listening to someone talk sincerely about Kimye’s relationship. But it can be done, if you follow these official how-to steps.
Step 1: Begin with a fitted sheet. This may seem obvious, but many times the act of folding a fitted sheet is derailed because one is actually trying to fold a McFish Bite™.
Step 2: Take the two lower corners and bring them together. Don’t be discouraged by the fact that fitted sheets do not have corners. It should look like this:
Step 3 : Then take the two upper corners and mash them around a bit. It should look like this:
Step 4: Kick at it for a little bit. Let it know who’s the boss. Tony Danza obvs.
Step 5: Okay so that didn’t work. Punch a wall. Seriously. It will make you feel better. Now start over.
Step 6: This time fold one upper corner and one lower corner. How do you know which one is which? That is a really good question.
Step 7: Just keep folding until it looks less like a mushroom cap and more like a wrinkled pantsuit.
Step 8: Flatten it with a heavy book.
Step 9: Remove the book.
Step 10: Stuff the wadded mess underneath a pile of other sheets in the deep recesses of your closet.
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